What are people saying?
“We are seriously disappointed in your game. It made our lives less boring while we were playing it, but not at other times.” -Taylor and Kendra, Portland
“Like Settlers of Catan x Exploding Kittens. Strategic and quirky.” -Tom, Seattle
“The NSFW cards had us laughing so hard people were crying.” -Erika, Portland
“The craziest our group has gotten in years. Terrible accents, laughing, and shouting.” -Nick, Seattle
“When Cerberus finally came out, the table exploded.” -Tara, Eugene
“What the hell is ‘The King’s Butter?’” -Katie, Portland
“The game has an underground vibe. Easter eggs everywhere, on the cards, in the instructions, on the box. References to 80’s and 90’s movies, Gary Busey, etc. The instructions have a set of Agreements and an Intermission. Someone associated with the game likes gherkins.” -Chris, San Francisco
“The littest game since Munchkin and Cards Against Humanity.” -Gem, Oakland
Who is this game for?
Zombie Circus Goats is for people who are into Zombies, Goats, Weregartners, Hellephants, Rabbits w/ lightsabers, Ma’ampires, Meerkats, and Goblins.
???? Imagine a goaty blend of Settlers of Catan (but w/ less setup), Exploding Kittens (but w/ more strategy), and Cards Against Humanity (if you use our NSFW cards.)
???? 432% more strategy. For only 6% more bra-a-a-a-ains!
???? Crazy fun for casuals, interactive for friends, real strategy for gamers.
???? Approved for use by 2-6 live humans.
???? Everyone plays ’til the end, even Felicia.
Play ZCG for 1-3 howling, shrieking, crying, backstabbing hours of weird fun.
✅ Shout in Bad Accents.
✅ Howl like a Tiny Sasquatch.
✅ Send Escalating Text Messages.
ZCG: The Everything Box
For 2-6 players. The Everything Box contains 100% of the content we’ve made for ZCG. So you don’t need to worry about missing out on any nonsense.
- The base game.
- All 6 Expansion Packs! 54 more family-safe-ish cards, plus all 26 of our absolutely horrible ????NSFW cards.
- The Zombie Pizza! token.
- Instructions Sheet approved by Gary Busey.
- A badly hidden secret.
Special message for families: If your family contains people who are boring, people who are easily offended, or children under the age of 24, we recommend removing our horrible NSFW cards. Save them for a less boring time.
Show me some dumb cards?
Note: If your crew is exclusively into quiet Euro games, ZCG is not for you. It will make you weep bitter tears.
Rebuild game night. Better than before. We have the technology.
The link teleports you to our Amazon store. This gets you your game a lot faster. Since we’re probably still asleep.