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Here’s a list of saucy monsters to spark your imagination.  What might each say to offend your Heroes?

• A gang of cantankerous Goblins.
• A debonair rapier master with a mustache and high boots.
• A laconic, dimwitted Giant.
• A war platoon of well-trained Orcs.
• A brooding Mage.
• A vain and powerful Elf.
• A megalomaniac Mind Flayer.
• An amused and ancient Dragon.
• A Drow priestess.
• A crew of drunken Ogres.
• A clutch of hungry Lizardfolk.
• A pack of Gnolls in bloodlust.
• A 1200-year-old Arch Lich.
• A Vampire coven master.
• A sneering Beholder.
• A gang of drunk Bugbears.
• A bitter Ghost.
• An imperious Wight.

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