Combat Insults for Paladins!

Ah, Paladins.  Perfect in every way.  Better get in your digs before they notice.

 

1. “Me like your shiny Paladin hat.  Make good bowl to eat your head in.”

2. “Stop all the’ fun boys!  Eer’ comes a Paladin!”

3. “An Elvish Paladin, ya say?  Sounds like a club too vain to accept members.”

4. “Ugh, Paladins.  Like fighters they are.  With more rules.”

5. “He rode a perfect Paladin horse, he had the perfect Paladin lance.  But he made a proper Paladin pout when we stole his perfect Paladin pants!”

6. “Ya do git this is a battle, yeah?  With fightin’ an’ sich?  Cause I ain’t never seen armor like yourn outside a costume ball.”

7. “Ah, to be a Paladin.  Often wrong, seldom in doubt.”

8. “You have the scent of self-righteousness.  Which often precedes the scent of death.”

9. “Draw your sword, fancy-dress fighter.  Let’s see if the edge matches the shine.”

10. “Ya might be tha’ strong arm o’ the Church, but the strongest arms in these parts is mine.”

 

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