Combat Insults for Halflings!

Everyone loves Halflings!  (Especially in two-Halfling soup.)

 

1. “Halflings is odd beasts.  Ears of Elves.  Bellies of Dwarves.  Feet of Ogres.”

2. “Two-Halfling soup has always been one of our favorites.  Delicious!  And so polite in the pot.”

3. “When frying Halflings in the pan there’s no need for the oil can, the little buggers pop with grease, they make a rich and fatty feast, with leavins’ that we love the most, like Halfling lard on Halfling toast!”

4. “What is that smell?  A well-groomed rodent, methinks.  But more oniony.  Ah, of course.  Halfling.”

5. “Your cause must be desperate indeed, to bring a hairy-footed child into battle.”

6. “Nothing makes for finer pies than a pail of Halfling eyes!  An’ how we loves it when they shout as we begins to dig them out, they stomp an’ pout, they moan an’ wail, we mix the fruit and fill the pail, a pinch of salt, now bake the prize, an’ let’s all have some Halfling pies!

7. “Oi, Bill!  We’re under attack by Halflings!  Did ya’ throw out them muskrat traps?”

8. “In truth, Halfling blood has always been gamey for my taste.  Like mediocre wine.  With a garlic bouquet.”

9. “Lookadis!  A proper splorin’ family!  Magickin’ Ma, Fightin’ Da, ana’ curly-headed kid!  Dibs on the kid!”

10. “They say Halflings always come a callin’ just in time for supper, and blimey if this ain’t no exception!”

 

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