Combat Insults for Half-Orcs!

No one mouths off to our greenish, Charisma-challenged friends.  It’s not too late to start.

1. “It’s called a spoon.  Use it to keep your hands clean when you…never mind.”

2. “His mother was the Orc.  Says something about the father, I guess.”

3. “Do ya half-breeds bleed green?  But don’t spoil the surprise, boy, I’m keen to find out for meself!”

4. “Ma lady-friend heard you was a Half-Orc-Half-Elf.  So she’s keen ta know, which half is Orc?  Upper or lower?”

5. “Too weak fer a Orc, too dumb fer a Human.  A sad mix ya got, says I.”

6. “What color is that?  A shade of green?  Oh, ee’s gettin’ mad now.  More of a puce I’d say.  ‘Orrible color, puce.”

7. “Half-Orc, Half-Orc, tastes worse than Half-Pork!  But still we loves them in the pot, on the grill, and in the stock!  The day is dull, not much to do, so let’s all have some Half-Orc stew!”

8. “C’mere, leetle Ogre.  Lemme peel off your skin ta make a nice green hang-ker-chief.”

9. “The overconfidence of Man and the stench of Orc.  Quick to anger.  Easy to track.”

10. “Your muscles cannot save you from my blade.  For every ox, there is a butcher.”

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