Combat Insults for Elves!

Elves have always been OP.  It’s OK to throw shade.

1.  “Elves! Elves! They love themselves! They love themselves with every breath, and now we hacks them all to death!”

2.  “Elves is prettier, an smarter, an quicker than our lot. But they die near as messy.”

3.  “Get out yer scalpers boys! Them shiny Elf locks braid into the swankest ropes!”

4.  “What’s it like bein’ the best at ever-thing? Praps’ this Elf’ll tell us, once we got his guts in a pile.”

5.  “Elf meat tastes like chicken. Prissy, 300-year-old chicken.”

6.  “Hello, beautiful woman! Eh, sorry, Elf.”

7.  “Met an Elf once who didn’t talk constant. Took ma’ boot off his throat, he got right back to it.”

8.  “Elves give the best advice. If ya got 50 years.”

9.  “I like yer purdy Elf armor. They make it for men?”

10.  “Whenever Elf’s fer dinner, we puts our napkins in our laps.”

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