Combat Insults for Clerics!

What do you get when you cross a weak Wizard with a weak Fighter?

1. “How does Clerics eat? Wit’ a spoon…an’ what? A lil’ hammer?”

2. “Look at the Cleric pray! Pray, pray little Cleric! Won’t help ya’ none!”

3. “So, ya’ pulls out yer holy symbol an’ then what? Yer god shows up an’ we gots ta’ fight em’?”

4. “Killing Clerics is so satisfying. Maybe it’s the hope in their eyes. Right up to the bitter end.”

5. “So ya’ won’t cut yer enemies wit’ a blade.  But you’ll bash their skulls in wit’ a hammer. Odd religion, that.”

6. “Flunk out o’ Wizard School? No problem! The Church’ll take ya!”

7. “Cast weak spells? That’s bad. But while wearing armor! That’s good. No swords? That’s bad. But no homework, either! That’s good. You Clerics is a real mixed bag.”

8. “Keep yer healin’ spells! Rum and a good rest does me better!”

9. “Aw, spare us the sermon. Ain’t there a skeleton somewhere that needs turning?”

10. “Are you a preachy priest or a smitin’ priest? Cause we ain’t got time for the first, an’ we’ll make quick work o’ the second!”

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